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it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
do you want to get in “the” relationship with me?
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i think my priest might be gay????? i mean he keeps saying “ah, men” after every prayer
will.i.pm
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why dont schools offer a class on how to argue with someone without crying
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stuff you ask your mom:
- mom where’s my towel
- mom what do we eat for dinner
- mom what time is it
- mom where’s my phone
- mom when do you come back
- mom what day is it
stuff you ask your dad
- dad where is mom
closeup pic of my eye :)) sorry it looks weird the lighting was just funny thats all haha f the haters
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