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hungarian:

it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn

shixn:

i think my priest might be gay????? i mean he keeps saying “ah, men” after every prayer

joetrohnam:

why dont schools offer a class on how to argue with someone without crying

(Source: princesskulash)

justinibiebers:

stuff you ask your mom:

  • mom where’s my towel
  • mom what do we eat for dinner
  • mom what time is it
  • mom where’s my phone
  • mom when do you come back
  • mom what day is it

stuff you ask your dad

  • dad where is mom
thegoatking:

closeup pic of my eye :)) sorry it looks weird the lighting was just funny thats all haha f the haters

thegoatking:

closeup pic of my eye :)) sorry it looks weird the lighting was just funny thats all haha f the haters